You leave home, make three left turns, and return home, where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they? Share Tweet Answer A catcher and an umpire.
There are oranges, apples, and bananas in the back of a produce truck. The truck encounters a speed bump. What drops?
Two friends go to a cinema. They walked to the booth and ordered a ticket each. The ticket prices are $8(admission with popcorn), and $5(admission only). The first friend gave the cashier a $10 note and was asked to choose between the two types of tickets, which he replied, "$8". However, the second friend paid $10 and the cashier, without hesitation, the cashier gave him a $8 ticket. Why didn't he ask which ticket he prefers?
A man went to a carnival. He brought his 2 daughters, they each brought 4 kids, and each kid brought 3 friends. How many people are going to the carnival?
A magician was at a carnival bragging about how he could hold his breath under water for 6 minutes. A boy walked up and told him, "I can stay under water for 10 minutes! But if I can't, I'll pay you $100, but if I do, you have to pay me $100." The magician ended up having to give the boy $100. How did the boy get the money?
A very rich man has two houses. Both identical both the same in every aspect. One in Cali and the other in Africa. He has a very wild party in is house in Cali and passes out drunk. His friends decided to play a joke on him and fly him to his house in Africa and put him to bed. The next morning he wakes and wants and drink of water and goes into the bathroom for a drink of water. He turns on the water and and says "What am I doing in Africa?" How did he know he was in Africa and not Cali?
Three guys are trying to get across a river on a boat, the boat can only hold 400 pounds. Two of the guys weigh 200 pounds each and one of the guys weigh 400 pounds. How do they all get across?
The word STANDARD has eight letters. If you take away two letters and add three numbers, what sequence would you get?