What weighs more? A pound of feathers, a pound of meat, or a pound of rocks? Answer They all have the same amount of weight. ONE POUND of Feathers. ONE POUND of meat. And ONE POUND of rocks!
What are arithmetic bugs? Answer Mosquitoes. They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, multiply quickly, and divide your attention.
Add me to myself, multiply me by 4, divide me by 8, and you'll have me once more. What am I? Answer Any number.
I'm under your face, I'm outside your mind; a biological case, pressure brings pain sometimes. What am I? Answer Skull.
A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close? Answer Her mouth
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man? Answer The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? Answer All the people on the boat are married.