What has words, but never speaks?
A book.
What has words, but never speaks?
A book.
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
On the corner.
What is the similarity between "2 + 2 = 5" and your left hand?
Neither is right.
Which word is written incorrectly in a dictionary?
Incorrectly
Why can not you eat two cakes on an empty stomach?
Because after eating the first one you are with empty stomach anymore.
I am always in front and never behind. What am I?
The future.
Re-arrange the letters, OOUSWTDNEJR to spell just one word
"just one word"
What cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to?
An echo.
What is necessary to light a candle?
"That the candle is off"
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
I am your sister.
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.