A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?
Her mouth????????????
A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?
Her mouth????????????
What smells bad when living but smells good when dead?
Bacon.
If a man has a bee in his hand. What's in his eye?
Beauty.
"Beauty is the eye of the beholder"
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
You, hopefully.
Why are there no living cats on Mars?
Curiosity.
What type of drum are you not able to play?
Conundrum.
Christmas Riddle: What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What pets make stirring music?
Trumpets.
At this moment, everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?
Getting older
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When he is out of patients.
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Hold it and then let it go