A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?
Her mouth????????????
A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?
Her mouth????????????
If a man has a bee in his hand. What's in his eye?
Beauty.
"Beauty is the eye of the beholder"
What smells bad when living but smells good when dead?
Bacon.
Christmas Riddle: What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
At this moment, everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?
Getting older
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When he is out of patients.
You have 7 candles 2 go out how many candles do you have now?
2 candles 7 were all lit 2 became unlit which over time those candles sill melt and burn off
What looks like a duck but is red?
Red duck.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
What does a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but not eat it.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Hold it and then let it go
Who can jump higher than a house?
Anyone! A house can't jump.