A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?
Her mouth????????????
A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?
Her mouth????????????
What smells bad when living but smells good when dead?
Bacon.
If a man has a bee in his hand. What's in his eye?
Beauty.
"Beauty is the eye of the beholder"
Christmas Riddle: What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When he is out of patients.
At this moment, everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?
Getting older
You have 7 candles 2 go out how many candles do you have now?
2 candles 7 were all lit 2 became unlit which over time those candles sill melt and burn off
What looks like a duck but is red?
Red duck.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
How do you make a lemon drop?
Hold it and then let it go
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
You, hopefully.
What does a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but not eat it.