A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?
Her mouth????????????
A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?
Her mouth????????????
If a man has a bee in his hand. What's in his eye?
Beauty.
"Beauty is the eye of the beholder"
Christmas Riddle: What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What smells bad when living but smells good when dead?
Bacon.
You have 7 candles 2 go out how many candles do you have now?
2 candles 7 were all lit 2 became unlit which over time those candles sill melt and burn off
At this moment, everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?
Getting older
What looks like a duck but is red?
Red duck.
What does a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but not eat it.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When he is out of patients.
Who can jump higher than a house?
Anyone! A house can't jump.
What helps you keep your teeth together?
Toothpaste