Trend riddles

Trend riddles

A man is walking in a house with no electricity. Another man asks him which staircase do you want to take the green one or the blue one? The man says the green one. The man asks again which staircase do you want to take the yellow one or the green one? The man says green again. The man asks how do you want to die. Falling down the stairs, burning, getting shocked by electricity, or by freezing. What does the man say?

Answer

Electricity because there is no electricity in the house!

What are you when you dive into an empty pool?

Answer

Dumb.

A man was walking down the woods when he saw a naked body of a man. From first glimpse, he knew it was the first person in the world.
How?

Answer

The man had no umbilical cord; he could not have been born from another.

A mother pig has nine piglets. She grabbed an umbrella and the pigs surrounded her.
Which pig got wet?

Answer

No pigs got wet in this riddle. I didn't say it was raining!

There are 2 fathers and 2 sons going on a fishing trip. Every person catches one fish. In total, there were only 3 fish.
How is that so?

Answer

There was a grandpa, the grandpa's son, and the son of the grandpa's son.

I drop a book on the floor and I can't jump over it.
How can this be?

Answer

I put it in the corner so i would run into the wall if I tried to jump over it!

What kind of dance does a spaghetti go to?

Answer

A meatball.

What do homeless people have that rich people don't?

Answer

Nothing.

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?

Answer

An elephant's shadow!

if it takes one hour for 6 men to dig six holes how long would it take one man to dig half a hole?

(The 6 men dug the holes one at a time)

Answer

How much is half a hole? Since there is no mention of how big the holes are you cannot complete the riddle with a correct answer.

There are four ducks swimming in a pond. If two of them run away how many are left?

Answer

Four. Ducks can't run away if they are swimming!

Ten birds are sitting on a power line. A neighbor comes outside with a shotgun, annoyed at the birds sitting there. He shoots his gun and kills one bird.
How many are left?

Answer

One. The one he shot. The other nine were scared off by the sound of the shot gun.

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