Trend riddles

Trend riddles

What do you call a cow eating grass?

Answer

A Lawn MOOER

The sister died on a saturday night, but no one knew who did it. The mom was in her garden picking flowers. The dad was with the cook. The cook was surrounded by knives. The kid was at school.
Who did it?

Answer

The kid did it because the school isn't open on Saturdays.

Why are dalmatians so bad at hide and seek?

Answer

Because they're always spotted :)

What room do you never die in?

Answer

The LIVING Room

Two people were in a marathon, and they both won the marathon. The weird thing is that they weren't tied.
How can that be possible?

Answer

They were siamese twins, so that means they won the marathon at the same time.

You are locked in a room. No windows, no holes, nothing. All you have is a grand piano.
How do you get out?

Answer

You have to find the right keys! (Because pianos have keys)

Martin is a butcher. Her feet are size 8, and she is 5 foot 11.
What does she weigh?

Answer

Meat. She is a butcher.

George is a butcher. Her feet are size 8, and she is 5 foot 11.
What does she weigh?

Answer

Meat. He is a butcher.

There is a lily pad in a pond. It grows two times its own size every day. If on the ninth day it's covering half the pond, what day is it covering the whole pond?

Answer

The tenth day.

How many seconds in a year?

Answer

12 (2ND) January 2ND, February 2ND ETC...

A lady has twins that are born in 2 different years, and 2 different months.
How did she do it?

Answer

One was born on December 31, and the other was born on January 1

What word has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end?

Answer

Inkstand

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