Viral riddles

Viral riddles

If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2,
how many candles do I have left?

Answer

7

if my mom is A DOG AND MY DAD IS A BANANA WHAT AM I

Answer

A CHWEINI DOG

A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close?

Answer

Her mouth

Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty.
Where is the third man?

Answer

The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.

In a taxi there is...
A pregnant lady~25 years old
A construction worker~39 years old
A random man~52 years old
Driver~76 years old
•Who is the youngest?

Answer

The pregnant lady’s baby

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board.
How is that possible?

Answer

All the people on the boat are married.

I am always in front and never behind.
What am I?

Answer

The future.

You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May.
What am I?

Answer

The letter “e”.

If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2,
how many candles do I have left?

Answer

2

A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?

Answer

Three.

A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?

Answer

Her mouth????????????

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves.
What am I?

Answer

A bank.

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