If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2, 
how many candles do I have left?

if my mom is A DOG AND MY DAD IS A BANANA WHAT AM I

A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close?

Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. 
Where is the third man?

In a taxi there is...
A pregnant lady~25 years old
A construction worker~39 years old
A random man~52 years old
Driver~76 years old
•Who is the youngest?

If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2, 
how many candles do I have left?

 I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. 
What am I?

A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?

What has words, but never speaks?

You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. 
What am I?

The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. 
When is my birthday?

Squeeze your brain:
1 3 5
2 4 ?