If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2, how many candles do I have left?

7

If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2, how many candles do I have left?

7

if my mom is A DOG AND MY DAD IS A BANANA WHAT AM I

A CHWEINI DOG

A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close?

Her mouth

In a taxi there is... A pregnant lady~25 years old A construction worker~39 years old A random man~52 years old Driver~76 years old •Who is the youngest?

The pregnant lady’s baby

If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2, how many candles do I have left?

2

Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man?

The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

A bank.

A teacher is yelling,she shuts the door,and she shuts the window.What did she forget to shut?

Her mouth????????????

What has words, but never speaks?

A book.

In a church there are 5 candles, at night 3 thieves and 2 thieves enter. Only thieves carry candles. How many candles are there?

8, 5 in church more 3 for every thief

Squeeze your brain: 1 3 5 2 4 ?

R, they are the marches of a car

The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?

December 31; today is January 1.