A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie, we will hang you. If you tell the truth we will shoot you." How can he save himself?

"You will hang me."

A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie, we will hang you. If you tell the truth we will shoot you." How can he save himself?

"You will hang me."

How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

1 is enough, choke the lion with one whole chicken.

In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?

A bullet.

If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

Nine.

If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and i will always smile. What am I?

The mirror.

You're driving a bus. 5 get on, 2 get off, 9 get on, 5 get off. How old is the driver?

Your age

Imagine being captured and kept in a dark room with two guards outside. How would you escape without anyone noticing?

Stop Imagining!!

D + A = 50 A + A + A = 120 D + C = 35 C = ?

25

How old are these 3 sisters, if: Multiplying their ages gives a figure of 36; Adding their ages together gives 13; The older sister is blonde. So did you work it out?

The oldest sister is 9 years old and the younger ones are both 2.

WHAT ARE THE COOLEST LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET?

AC

What flies without wings?

Time.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.