Latest riddles

Latest riddles

The horse jumps over the Queen. Luckily, there was not a single scratch on her.
How is that?

Answer

They were chess pieces.

A teacher walks into his classroom and without talking, wrote "New Door", on the board. He told the class,
"Turn new door, into one word." After ten minutes passed, little Timmy answered correctly.
What was his answer?

Answer

One Word.

Titus gained triumph today when tackling Thea.
How many 't's are in that sentence?

Answer

There are three 't's in "that sentence".

There are 7 children in an area. To figure out what the order of the children was, use the following clues: Jeff is behind Anthony. Sara is behind Henry. Henry is second to the front. Bill was in front of Jeff. Kyle is behind Bill. Mark is behind Sara and Kyle. Sara is in front of Jeff. Bill is in front of Henry.

Answer

1-Bill
2-Henry
3.Sara
4-Anthony
5-Jeff
6-Kyle
7-Mark

A man once lived in a house.He switched of the light and went to bed.The next day,he found about a 100 dead people.
What house did the man live in and how did this cause so many deaths?

Answer

A lighthouse because since he turned of the light which navigates ships to land, all the ships crashed.

I am higher than mountains but smaller than tree.
Who am I?

Answer

Grass

A farther works at a dycare center and theres kids all over one playing around,one on his shoulders,some standing in the balls,ect.The father had 17 cildren at his dy care center.The first time he counted he counted he got 16 then he counted 17 how?

Answer

He first counted 16 becuase there waas a kid on his shoulders then he took the girl off and counted 17.

I am in a river, but not in a lake, I am in computer, but not in a TV, and I am in rain, but not in snow.
What am I?

Answer

The letter R.

A - 4B + 2C = 16
2A + 7B - 5C = 83
A + B - C = ?

Answer

33

A + 2A - 4B + 7B + 2C - 5C = 16 + 83
3A + 3B - 3C = 99 => 3(A + B - C) = 99
=> A + B - C = 99/ 3 =>
A + B - C = 33

Once there was a butcher who was 5'9". There were 6.75 lbs for every inch.
What does he weigh?

Answer

The Butcher weighs meat.

I can bring you joy or sorrow, or everything in between. None have seen, smelt or felt me, yet many still know what I am. I have many types, but I am really just one thing.
What am I?

Answer

Music.

Once a panda came into town. He went to a restaurant and ate. The panda ordered bamboo. When he finished eating, he took out a gun and shot the waiter then left. Once the police found him, they asked the panda why he shot the waiter. The panda just replied " Look me up in the dictionary,". When the police did, they understood and let the panda go. What was written in the dictionary?

Answer

Panda- [pan-duh] A black and white bear. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.

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