Latest riddles

Latest riddles

This morning my girlfriend sent me this text message:
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,V,W,X,Y,Z.

What did she mean by this text?

Answer

Missing you (missing the letter "u").

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

Answer

The guardians of the galaxy!

A lady committed suicide. She jumped off a ten story building and died.
If the fall didn't kill her, what did?

Answer

The landing.

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Answer

Wasa-b!

Clay has 100,000,000 pet fish all named fish except for one.
What is the name of that fish?

Answer

"Clay" because he is a fish.

The big monkey is the father of the small monkey, but the small monkey is not the son of the big monkey.
How are they related?

Answer

The small monkey is the daughter of the big monkey.

What do you call a camel in a drought?

Answer

A dry humper!

There is a blue single-storey house.
The sofa is blue, the walls are blue, the floor is blue and the ceiling is blue.
What is the color of the stairs?

Answer

There are no stairs in a single-storey house.

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, and on your left is an elephant thundering along at the same speed as you. Directly infront of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer

Get off the merry-go-round.

A women lives alone on the 30th floor and hates taking the stairs. Every day she takes the elevator down to the lobby floor to go to work. When she comes homes from work, she takes the elevator to the 20th floor and walks the rest of the way up, except on days when it rains. Those days she takes the elevator all the way home.
Why does she walk the last ten flights of stairs if she hates it so much?

Answer

The woman is too petite to reach the button for the 30th floor. She can only reach the 20th floor button. On days when it rains, she uses the umbrella to hit the button for the 30th floor.

Your in a circular room with eight doors. Inside the doors are two lions for each door, and they have been hungry for fifty years. How do you get out?

Answer

Go through any door because the lions have died of hunger.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Answer

He wanted to go to High School.

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