You are dreaming:
There has been a zombie apocalypse. You are one of the many zombies. How do you turn back into a human?

Answer

Wake up.

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There are oranges, apples, and bananas in the back of a produce truck. The truck encounters a speed bump. What drops?

Two friends go to a cinema. They walked to the booth and ordered a ticket each. The ticket prices are $8(admission with popcorn), and $5(admission only). The first friend gave the cashier a $10 note and was asked to choose between the two types of tickets, which he replied, "$8".
However, the second friend paid $10 and the cashier, without hesitation, the cashier gave him a $8 ticket. Why didn't he ask which ticket he prefers?

A man went to a carnival. He brought his 2 daughters, they each brought 4 kids, and each kid brought 3 friends.
How many people are going to the carnival?

A magician was at a carnival bragging about how he could hold his breath under water for 6 minutes. A boy walked up and told him, "I can stay under water for 10 minutes! But if I can't, I'll pay you $100, but if I do, you have to pay me $100." The magician ended up having to give the boy $100. How did the boy get the money?

Before they are blindfolded, 3 women are told that each one will have either a red or blue cross painted on her forehead. When the blindfolds are removed, each women is supposed to raise her hand if she sees a red cross and to drop her hand when she figures out her own cross color.

The 3 women are blindfolded and a red cross is painted on all of their foreheads. The blindfolds are removed. After looking at each other, the women raise their hands simultaneously. After a short time, one of the women lowers her hand and says, "My cross is red."
How did she reason it out?

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what is he missing?

Why did the cook get arrested?

A lighthouse worker went to start his bath. He went to take his clothes off and realized the door was locked. There were no windows and the bathroom was flooding.
How does he prevent himself from drowning?

There is a horse tied to a 6 meter rope. 7 meters away there is a pile of hay. The horse can easily eat the hay without moving its neck.
How does it do this?

A man walks into a pet shop and he buys 2 hamsters. He calls 1 One and the other one Two.
Why?