Why were the soldiers tired on April 1st?
Because they just had a 31 day March.
How do you make 6 into an odd number?
There are two cliffs, the only thing connecting them is a rope, and the rope has a basket. The basket can only hold you and one item. The items are a fox, a chicken and chicken food.
What do you tell a dog that just passed its test?
Why do you go to bed?
A prisoner is called to be questioned by the guards. The guards tell the prisoner: “If you tell a lie, we will hang you and if you tell the truth, we will shoot you.” What did the prisoner say to save himself?
How do you keep a fish from smelling?
It is born in the air with no body, no ears, and no mouth, but it can hear and talk back.
What is it?
What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
When can a man walk on water?
What lives in winter, dies in summer and grows with its root at the top?