Once there was a guy who asked a guy "Do you know my name?". The guy replied,"Of course I know your name." Then he said,"What is it?". "Max",said the man. "Wrong!",yelled the man. "My name isn't Max it's James",said the man. Then the man uttered,"I thought it was Max." "Oh I'm kidding",said the man. "You're right,but I'm also right". How can this be?
On Veteran's Day, U.S. Army 2nd Lieutenant (2Lt.) Hasley was ordered to report to Captain (Capt.) Longley. On his way through the hallways, 2Lt. Hasley walked by a 1st Lieutenant, a Captain, and even a Major in rank. However, when 2Lt. Hasley walked into Capt. Longley's office, he immediately saluted the Captain and stated,"Lt. Hasley reports at ordered." Why did 2Lt. Hasley salute Capt. Longley, but neglect to salute the other higher ranking officers that he passed in the hallway?
Cain comes into his doctor's office, highly intoxicated. He tells his doctor, "I'm seeing doubles of everybody, doc. Including you." The doctor said,"Cain. You've been drinking. I can smell it on your breath. Listen. The alcohol will eventually wear off. Its all in your head." The doctor escorted Cain in front of two mirrors facing the wall in his office and said,"Relax and take a deep breath. Now, how many do you see?" What did Cain see?
One day, a mentally ill patient named Janna told her doctor that she discovered the secret of youth. The doctor asked Joanna how. Joanna replied,"Because of the day I was born, I age 4 times slower than anyone else." So, what is Joanna's birthday?