What has words, but never speaks?
A book.
What has words, but never speaks?
A book.
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree.
A truck drove to a village and met 4 cars. How many vehicles were going to the village?
1, only the truck. The cars were going in the opposite direction.
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
I am your sister.
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1.
Squeeze your brain: 1 3 5 2 4 ?
R, they are the marches of a car
In a church there are 5 candles, at night 3 thieves and 2 thieves enter. Only thieves carry candles. How many candles are there?
8, 5 in church more 3 for every thief
Frank was born in 1933 and died in 1946 at the age of 75. How is possible?
He was born in room 1933 of Hospital.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
Deck of cards.
My mom is dog My dad is a banana What am i?
A chweini dog