There is this girl named Shelly who always turned in her homework late. When she had a report due today her professor asked her why she didn't have it. She told him this story: ''I was eating lunch yesterday when my dog went berserk. I didn't know why. Then I saw it. There was a squirrel on the tree. I saw it go up but then slowly back down and run away. Then my dog chased after it so I left my report on the table. When I came back my report had disappeared.''. When the professor heard this he knew she was lying. How did he know?
Shelly said that the squirrel backed down. The professor knew that squirrels don't back down but squirrels turn around and run.