Once a panda came into town. He went to a restaurant and ate. The panda ordered bamboo. When he finished eating, he took out a gun and shot the waiter then left. Once the police found him, they asked the panda why he shot the waiter. The panda just replied '' Look me up in the dictionary,''. When the police did, they understood and let the panda go. What was written in the dictionary?

Answer

Panda- [pan-duh] A black and white bear. Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.

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