Latest riddles

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An impasta.

A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?

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He is measuring everyone's feet, including the feet of the very small children. So the statistics will show that larger feet belong to the smarter people, the adults.

What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?

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Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.

What's the least number of chairs you would you need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?

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Four. The four fathers could be grandfathers and are definitely sons already.

There's a wearwolf on your left and a vampire at your right. A ghost in front of you and a witch behind you. What do you do?

Answer

Yell " trick or treat"!

A man is late for work. He asks another man what time it is. The man says that his watch says that it's half past 3. The man who is late says that this is incorrect.
Why is it incorrect?

Answer

Watches can't talk!

There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?

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He can't swim, he is dead.

There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home.
How did he know which rose bush was his wife?

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The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.

A man jumps out of a window of a 20-story building. He falls all the way to the ground below, and lands on solid concrete with nothing to cushion his fall. The man gets up, still alive and completely uninjured.
How is this possible?

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He was in a 20-story building, but he was only on the first floor.

On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?

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The outside.

How far can a bear walk into the woods?

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Half way, then he is walking out of the woods.

You are out in the wild alone with a rifle and one bullet. You are surrounded by a lion, a bear and a jaguar. There is no chance of running, hiding or climbing a tree.
How do you escape?

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Shoot the lion, drink the bear and drive away in the jaguar.