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Answer

A dry humper!

There is a blue single-storey house.
The sofa is blue, the walls are blue, the floor is blue and the ceiling is blue.
What is the color of the stairs?

Answer

There are no stairs in a single-storey house.

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, and on your left is an elephant thundering along at the same speed as you. Directly infront of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Answer

Get off the merry-go-round.

A women lives alone on the 30th floor and hates taking the stairs. Every day she takes the elevator down to the lobby floor to go to work. When she comes homes from work, she takes the elevator to the 20th floor and walks the rest of the way up, except on days when it rains. Those days she takes the elevator all the way home.
Why does she walk the last ten flights of stairs if she hates it so much?

Answer

The woman is too petite to reach the button for the 30th floor. She can only reach the 20th floor button. On days when it rains, she uses the umbrella to hit the button for the 30th floor.

Your in a circular room with eight doors. Inside the doors are two lions for each door, and they have been hungry for fifty years. How do you get out?

Answer

Go through any door because the lions have died of hunger.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Answer

He wanted to go to High School.

A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks.
What would a green house be made of?

Answer

Glass.

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track.
What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

Answer

Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf.

There are four girls, and four apples in a basket. Every girl takes an apple, Yet one apple remains in the basket. How is this possible?

Answer

One girl took the basket. She took the last apple while it was in the basket.

A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!"
How did she know?

Answer

She had already put sugar in it and when she tasted the new tea it was already sweet.

What do you call the origin of the spaghetti?

Answer

Pasta Sauce

What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?

Answer

A Spaghetto.