Which direction would you choose?

West side because lions don't survive for three months without food.

Which direction would you choose?

West side because lions don't survive for three months without food.

Why did two of them pass away?

They dyed their hair.

How come?

She was walking!

God is dog spelled backwards.

Because it was his duty!

How does he do this?

The donkey is on one side, the carrot is on the other.

The library! It has at least 1,000 stories.

Why?

It's a baseball game, and the man wants to score, not get out from the masked man, aka the umpire.

What is height of the tree?

We imagine a right triangle with base b, that is the shade of the tree. Its height a, is the height of the tree and its hypotenuse, h, is the distance from the top of the tree to the end of the shade.

Since the triangle is right, we apply the Pythagorean theorem to calculate its height:

h^2 = a^2 + b^2

4^2 = a^2 + (2.5)^2

16 - 6.25 = a^2

9.75 = a^2

a = sqrt(9.75)

a = 3.12

20 fore heads

By writing calories on a paper and burning it!

A cool cat.