What looks like a duck but is red?
Red duck.
What looks like a duck but is red?
Red duck.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
What helps you keep your teeth together?
Toothpaste
What does a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it but not eat it.
Who can jump higher than a house?
Anyone! A house can't jump.
If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?
The President.
What is the coolest letter in english alphabet?
'B', because it is surrounded by AC.
What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get a new clock.
I have five legs, one eye, four tails, five ears and three heads. What am I?
I am a liar.
What has 10 S's and 1 C
Tennessee
A bicycle wheel has 20 spokes. How many spaces are between the spokes? A. 19 B. 20 C. 21
21
I am a fruit, when you remove my first letter community, hit me . Who am I?
Grapes