What helps you keep your teeth together?
Toothpaste
What helps you keep your teeth together?
Toothpaste
What is the coolest letter in english alphabet?
'B', because it is surrounded by AC.
If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?
The President.
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
You, hopefully.
What is the best way to find a pin in a rug?
Take off your shoes and walk around barefoot :)
What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get a new clock.
What has 10 S's and 1 C
Tennessee
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
What type of drum are you not able to play?
Conundrum.
What Has 4 Eyes, But Cant See
Mississippi
A bicycle wheel has 20 spokes. How many spaces are between the spokes? A. 19 B. 20 C. 21
21
Feminist riddle Why do men sit with their legs spread?
Because otherwise they would crush his brain.