What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get a new clock.
What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get a new clock.
What helps you keep your teeth together?
Toothpaste
A plane full of tourists flies from Holland to Spain. He suffers an accident in France and falls. In what country should the survivors be buried?
Survivors should not be buried.
What is the coolest letter in english alphabet?
'B', because it is surrounded by AC.
What Has 4 Eyes, But Cant See
Mississippi
Feminist riddle Why do men sit with their legs spread?
Because otherwise they would crush his brain.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Hold it and then let it go
Why did the man quit his job as a gargabe collector?
He was always down in the dumps
Why did the teenager put his clock in the oven?
He wanted to have a hot time
What is the best way to keep your hat from falling off your head?
Don't put it on your head.
Does England have a 4th of July?
Yes, right after the 3rd of July.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!