What is the coolest letter in english alphabet?
'B', because it is surrounded by AC.
What is the coolest letter in english alphabet?
'B', because it is surrounded by AC.
What is the best way to find a pin in a rug?
Take off your shoes and walk around barefoot :)
How do you make a lemon drop?
Hold it and then let it go
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?
Time to get a new clock.
If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?
The President.
What Has 4 Eyes, But Cant See
Mississippi
Feminist riddle Why do men sit with their legs spread?
Because otherwise they would crush his brain.
A plane full of tourists flies from Holland to Spain. He suffers an accident in France and falls. In what country should the survivors be buried?
Survivors should not be buried.
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
You, hopefully.
What has 10 S's and 1 C
Tennessee
Why did the teenager put his clock in the oven?
He wanted to have a hot time