Funny riddles

Funny riddles

When do ducks wake up?

Answer

At the quack of dawn!

What is a mosquito's favorite sport?

Answer

Skin diving.

What animal keeps the best time?

Answer

A watchdog.

Why were the soldiers tired on April 1st?

Answer

Because they just had a 31 day March.

If the blue house is on the right and the red house is on the left, where is the white house?

Answer

In Washington D.C.

Why did the farmer put bells on his cows?

Answer

Their horns didn't work.

What did one test say to the other?

Answer

My life is an open book.

What is the favorite dance of dogs?

Answer

Can-can.

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

Answer

It got de-light-ed.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Answer

A fsh.

What do you call a kitten which drinks lemonade?

Answer

A sour puss.

You find a fake stone in Ireland, what do you call it?

Answer

A Shamrock

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