What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
Deck of cards.
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
Deck of cards.
I go up when rain comes down. What am I?
An Umbrella.
Why can not you eat two cakes on an empty stomach?
Because after eating the first one you are with empty stomach anymore.
What is so fragile the slightest sound will break it?
Silence
When you buy me am square. When you open me am circle. When you eat me am triangle.
Pizza.
What is in front of a woman and at the back of a cow?
W.
Without fingers, I point, without arms, I strike, without feet, I run. What am I?
A clock.
When does a traveler not need his map?
When he’s at his destination.
What did the wall say to the calendar ?
Your days are numbered
What man cannot go inside a house?
Snowman.
What is necessary to light a candle?
"That the candle is off"
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.