This morning my girlfriend sent me this text message: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,V,W,X,Y,Z. What did she mean by this text? Answer Missing you (missing the letter "u").
A lady committed suicide. She jumped off a ten story building and died. If the fall didn't kill her, what did? Answer The landing.
Clay has 100,000,000 pet fish all named fish except for one. What is the name of that fish? Answer "Clay" because he is a fish.
A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close? Answer Her mouth
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man? Answer The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? Answer All the people on the boat are married.