The parents went shopping and left the kids at home to look after the house. The kids were playing inside and broke the window. The parents came back and asked the kids how this happened. The kids said "People from outside were playing with the ball and broke the window. But the parents eventually found out. How did they find out? Answer They found out because the pieces of broken glass were outside of the house.
One day, a boy walks into school. He goes into his classroom as he would any other day, except this time there was nobody there. "Hello? Hello?" the boy would call, but he would hear no response. Why wasn't anybody in school? Answer It was either Saturday or Sunday.
There is a soccer game. And there are the same amount of people on each team. In the end the score is 5 to 0. But no boys scored any goals. How is this possible? Answer The girls scored the goals. I never told you there weren't any girls.
A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close? Answer Her mouth
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man? Answer The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? Answer All the people on the boat are married.