What does the letter T and an island have in common? Answer They both stay in middle of water. Water, observe the middle letter "t". An island is also surrounded by water.
There are 2 fathers and 2 sons going on a fishing trip. Every person catches one fish. In total, there were only 3 fish. How is that so? Answer There was a grandpa, the grandpa's son, and the son of the grandpa's son.
A man is walking in a house with no electricity. Another man asks him which staircase do you want to take the green one or the blue one? The man says the green one. The man asks again which staircase do you want to take the yellow one or the green one? The man says green again. The man asks how do you want to die. Falling down the stairs, burning, getting shocked by electricity, or by freezing. What does the man say? Answer Electricity because there is no electricity in the house!
A mother pig has nine piglets. She grabbed an umbrella and the pigs surrounded her. Which pig got wet? Answer No pigs got wet in this riddle. I didn't say it was raining!
A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close? Answer Her mouth
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man? Answer The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? Answer All the people on the boat are married.