Okay, so there was a fish tank, there were 10 fish in the tank, two of them died when they were born, 5 of them drown and another one drown. How Many Fish Were Left In The Tank? Answer 8 fish! FISH CAN'T DROWN!
There were four paint colors. Blue, green, yellow, and red. A man took the yellow and red and put them together and left only blue and green laying there. The man then gets the other color but now there are only three colors. How is this possible? Answer He put red and yellow together to make orange which makes three colors left instead of four.
What is one way a guitar and bass are similar and what are three ways they are different? Answer The one way they are similar is that they are in the same instrument family and three ways they're different are they don't have the same amount of strings, the bass has a deeper sound, and bass is bigger.
Once there was a guy who asked a guy "Do you know my name?". The guy replied,"Of course I know your name." Then he said,"What is it?". "Max",said the man. "Wrong!",yelled the man. "My name isn't Max it's James",said the man. Then the man uttered,"I thought it was Max." "Oh I'm kidding",said the man. "You're right,but I'm also right". How can this be? Answer The man's middle name is James.
A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close? Answer Her mouth
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty. Where is the third man? Answer The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? Answer All the people on the boat are married.