Two fathers and 2 sons spent the day fishing, but only caught 3 fish. This was enough for each of them to have one fish. How is this possible?

What has a neck but not a head?

If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?

What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?

A truck driver went down a one - way street the wrong way. There were two traffic police present , yet,they did not fine him. How come?

If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2, 
how many candles do I have left?

if my mom is A DOG AND MY DAD IS A BANANA WHAT AM I

A teacher is yelling, she closes the door, the window and a book but what did she forget to close?

In a taxi there is...
A pregnant lady~25 years old
A construction worker~39 years old
A random man~52 years old
Driver~76 years old
•Who is the youngest?

If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2, 
how many candles do I have left?