Riddles of split open belly, and three sore feet

Riddles of split open belly, and three sore feet

There is Three Adventurers and they come up to an apple tree. There are 3 apples (and only 3) in the tree. They each take 1 apple and there are 2 apples left. How is that possible? (No, it's not they all took the same apple at the same time.)

Answer

There was only 1 guy, his name was Three Adventurers.

What do you need most to enter your home?

Answer

To be outside.

I am the owner of a pet store. If I put in one canary per cage, I have one bird too many. If I put in two canaries per cage, I have one cage too many. How many cages and canaries do I have?

Answer

I have 3 cages and 4 canaries.

I start with M and end with X. I have a never ending amount of letters.
What am I?

Answer

A mailbox.

What can never be put in a saucepan?

Answer

Its lid.

What number can you turn upside down to give u another number?

Answer

6

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday.

Answer

His horse’s name was Friday.

You are shot. Then the shooter holds you underwater. Then you are hanged. But you are alive. How?

Answer

The person was a photographer.

It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?

Answer

Corn

Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night.
What's going on here?

Answer

A strike was thrown in ten pin bowling.

A claustrophobic lady gets on a train. The train enters a tunnel just as it is leaving the station.
Where should she sit?

Answer

At the back of the train. By the time she reaches the start of the tunnel the train will have accelerated and will now pass through the tunnel faster.

What heavy seven letter word can you take two away from and be left with eight?

Answer

Weights.