Viral riddles

Viral riddles

What gets wet while drying?

Answer

A towel.

If Robert drank a half cup of wine, and Maria drank a fourth cup of wine, who drank more?

Answer

MARIA, BECAUSE SHE DRANK FOUR CUPS OF WINE.

A poor farmer went to a market to sell some pea and lentil, however as he had only one sack and didn't want to mix peas and lentils, he poured in the sack the peas at first, bound the sack up and than poured in the lentils. At the market a rich innkeeper wanted to buy the peas, but he did not want the lentils.
How would you solve this problem if you had only the sack of innkeeper, which he wants to keep (without devaluing the goods).

Answer

Pour the lentils into the innkeeper’s sack, bind it and turn inside out. Pour in the peas.
Then unbind the sack a pour the lentils back to your sack.

Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what I’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold.

Answer

An alarm clock.

What year of this century is the same when its number is upside down? What year of the previous century is the same when inverted?

Answer

1961 and 1881.

Why did the man quit his job as a gargabe collector?

Answer

He was always down in the dumps

How many dead people are in the graveyard?

Answer

All of them!

What has a head and a tail but no body?

Answer

A coin.

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

Answer

A stamp.

What can you break without touching it?

Answer

Promise.

Mary + Mary = ?

Answer

Summary / summaries.

If a cat has a name Lola and she tell every cat bye.
What is Lola?

Answer

Lola-byes

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