Viral riddles

Four is half of five, how is this possible?

Answer

IV is in FIVE

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

Answer

It's part of his job - he's a justice of the peace.

A tour group was walking through an old museum when everyone in the group heard a loud, high-pitched scream and a slam. They all went down to the room in which the scream came from. The only thing in the room was a door. The door was closed and there was a suicide note pinned onto it. One of the men walked to the door and opened it to see was was inside. It was a drop-off. There was no place to stand; It was just a big pit. An investigator named Shadow immediately declared it was murder, not suicide.
How did he know?

Answer

The door was closed. If there was no way you could stand once you opened the door, you couldn't hold yourself up to close it. Somebody would have had to close it from the outside.

Louis says to his friend "I bet I can reach the field twenty meters away without walking, leaping, running, jumping, hopping, crawling or jogging." His friend accepted the bet. Tim won. How?

Answer

The field was on the other side of a swimming pool. Louis simply swam across to get to the other side.

When can you bump a car as many times as you want and not get injured or arrested?

Answer

In car games.

There were 9 men in one big room. All were geared up and ready to battle against one another. In the end, all were shot. The 9 men returned home, tired and colourful.

Answer

They were using paintball guns at a party.

There was a man. He was walking in the dark woods. The only thing he had with him was a match. He found a cottage but it was very cold. Inside, there was an old-fashioned stove, a candle, and a fireplace. Which should he light first?

Answer

The match!

You are standing in an inpenitreble corridor. There are only two ways to go, one way leads to a pit of crocodiles and the other leads to a big magnifying glass that will burn you by using the sun.
How do you get out?

Answer

Wait until night and pass through the magnifying glass!

One day, a boy walks into school. He goes into his classroom as he would any other day, except this time there was nobody there. "Hello? Hello?" the boy would call, but he would hear no response.
Why wasn't anybody in school?

Answer

It was either Saturday or Sunday.

13 people came into a hotel with 12 rooms and each guest wanted his own room. The bellboy solved this problem.
He asked the thirteenth guest to wait a little with the first guest in room number 1. So in the first room there were two people. The bellboy took the third guest to room number 2, the fourth to number 3, ..., and the twelfth guest to room number 11. Then he returned to room number 1 and took the thirteenth guest to room number 12, still vacant.
How can everybody have his own room?

Answer

Of course, it is impossible. Into the second room should have gone the 2nd guest, because the 13th guest was waiting in room number 1.

Fuzzy Wuzzy likes spoon but not fork. Fuzzy Wuzzy likes apple but not banana. Fuzzy Wuzzy likes trees but not leaves. Fuzzy Wuzzy likes wood but not paper. Fuzzy Wuzzy likes cellphones but not telephones. Fuzzy Wuzzy likes glass but not sand. Fuzzy Wuzzy likes commercials but not movies. What does Fuzzy Wuzzy like?
Hint: Fuzzy Wuzzy likes his own name.

Answer

Fuzzy Wuzzy likes things with two consecutive letters. (Like his name)

A man was wearing a very nice shirt, very nice glasses, very nice tie, very nice undies, very nice socks, and very nice shoes.
But everybody was laughing at him. Why?

Answer

He wasn't wearing any pants.

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