Viral riddles

What is a kitten after it is 7 months old?

Answer

8 months old!

A man drives to work every morning, same time for 7 days a week. On his way back it always seems to rain but stops at a particular point for a short amount of time. Why is this?

Answer

He drives under a tunnel on the way back, every day for 7 days a week, and it always rains so when he goes underneath , it stops for a short period of time.

Twelve men passing by,
Twelve pears hanging high,
Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there,
How can this be true?

Answer

Each is a man's name!

What's heavier: a ship or a needle?

Answer

A needle ... a boat floats and a needle sinks!

A psychologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?

Answer

He is measuring everyone's feet, including the feet of the very small children. So the statistics will show that larger feet belong to the smarter people, the adults.

Laura is having a party, she needs to bake 2 cakes but 1 guest is allergic to nuts. She makes the first cake using cashews and the second with Peanut. Which cake is safest for Laura's guest to eat?

Answer

The cake that she made with her daugter, Peanuts.

A fat bunny was given a gold engagement ring from her lover. Her lover told her it was pure gold. A day later he found out she ate the whole thing.
Why did she eat it?

Answer

He said it was 24 carrots.
(karats)

There are sixty cups. One falls. How many are left

Hint: Focus on the first sentence. If you focus on the sentence and read it over and over again, the answer just might come to you.

Answer

Sixty sounds like six tea. So six tea cups. One falls. There are five cups left!

Three women have been best friends their whole lives. They have never had an argument with one another. Everything was going perfectly fine in all 3 womens lives. One day they all were at a party. But 2 of the friends were crying and 1 friend was the happiest she's ever been in her whole life. Why?

Answer

They were at a wedding party. The 2 who were crying were bridesmaids, and they were crying tears of joy for the other who had just gotten married.

There are ten people. One wants to spread a message through them all. They want to do it in the shortest time possible. If the message takes one minute to pass on, what is the shortest time to spread the message through all ten people?

Answer

4 minutes.

When the first person tells another person, two people know the message. Then two people can tell two people at the same time, then four people know the message...

Why doesn't a mountain covered with snow catch cold?

Answer

Because it has a snowcap :)

You're in a cold,dark and damp room. You have one match. What do you light first? Lamp, Heater or Dryer?

Answer

The match.