Viral riddles

Viral riddles

A rich and handsome man named James Leonard was murdered on a Sunday afternoon. At the time of the murder there was: the maid, the cook, the butler, the gardener and the wife.
Maid: I was fixing the table.
Cook: I was cooking breakfast.
Butler: I was polishing the silverware and the dishes.
Gardener: I was planting tomato seeds.
Wife: I was reading a book.
Who did it?

Answer

The cook. You don't cook breakfast in the afternoon.

A woman and her son are walking in the park. Suddenly, rain falls. But the woman has an umbrella and she covers herself only but not the son.
Where is the son?

Answer

The son is in the belly of the woman so she is pregnant.

A man drove from New York City to Los Angeles in four days. At the end of his trip, he discovered that one of his tires had been punctured. How was he able to make the drive?

Answer

It was his spare tire.

There is an apple and a glass of water on the center table. A man is standing behind the center table. The water spills and the man gets electrocuted.
How?

Answer

Because the apple was an Apple computer!

An old man takes a 2-mile walk while it is raining. Yet when he goes back home there is not a single drop of water on his hair. How?

Answer

He was bald!

Once upon a time, in a circular house there was a murder. The police came to investigate. They asked the gardener what he was doing at the time of the murder. he said he was trimming the hedges. They asked the chef and he said he was making soup. They asked the cleaner and she said she was cleaning the corners of the house.
Who was it?

Answer

The cleaner because there are no corners, it's a circular house.

A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.
Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man laughs.
Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.
The rich man laughs again.
Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?
The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

Answer

"Happy Birthday." This song can be sang with anybody's name in it.

A man was found dead in his apartment. When the police looked up his job, they found out he earns $30 for every month with 30 or less days and $34 for every month with 31 days. Assuming the current date is April 1, how much will he earn in 9 months?

Answer

$0. He is dead.

Three men go to a hotel, the room costs 30 dollars, so each man pays ten dollars. Once they get to the room the manager realizes that he overcharged them by 5 dollars, so he gave the bellboy back 5 one dollar bills. On the way to the room the bellboy decides since they didn't tip him, he will pocket 2 dollars. He gets to the room, gives the men each 1 dollar back. Therefore, each man has paid 9 dollars, 9 x 3 is 27, the bellboy kept 2 makes 29.
Where is the missing dollar?

Answer

The hotel has 25, the bellboy has 2...each man paid 9 dollars, 25 plus 2 equals 27. 9 times 3 equals 27. There is no missing dollar.

Why shouldn't you let a computer play tennis with you?

Answer

It'll try to surf the net.

Write 1/81 as a repeating decimal. You're in for a surprise!

Answer

0123456789...

What do you call a camel in a drought?

Answer

A dry humper!

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