Viral riddles

Viral riddles

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

Answer

The guardians of the galaxy!

You use me for multiple reasons,
I am many colored, and many shaped.
I may or may not also tell you your sexual preference.
What am I?

Answer

Scarf.

You have a large number of friends coming over and they all get thirsty. Your first friend asks for 1/2 a cup of water. Your second friend asks for 1/4 a cup of water. Your third friend asks for 1/8 a cup of water, etc.
How many cups of water do you need to serve your friends?

Answer

Just one. If your friends kept asking for water like this forever one cup would be enough.

My friend sent me a text on Christmas morning. It read:
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

What did she mean?

Answer

No L (Noel)!

There's a wearwolf on your left and a vampire at your right. A ghost in front of you and a witch behind you. What do you do?

Answer

Yell " trick or treat"!

How are horses and money alike?

Answer

Horses come in quarters! (there is a type of horse breed called a quarter horse)

What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy?

Answer

A Spaghetto.

A woman had 9 butterflies 25,000 flew away.
How could she have had all of them?

Answer

She did not count how many she had correctly. She really had 25,009

Who can jump higher than the tallest mountain?

Answer

Everybody, mountains don't jump.

A woman is found dead at a hair salon. She has committed suicide. She is an old lady, but is a criminal, and instead of being fined or going to jail, the judge decided that she should have a less harsh punishment- having her hair cut. The judge was influenced by another person, the one the elderly lady supposedly hurt. The old lady is in a very famous current events book, one that everybody knows of. The person who influenced the judge knew that the old lady would kill herself, but influenced him anyway.

Answer

The elderly lady is in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest hair, and the person who influenced the judge has the second longest hair.

Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on ice?

Answer

It might crack up.

There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?

Answer

Let enough air out of the tires to lower the truck.

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