Viral riddles

Viral riddles

A chicken says "All chickens lie."
Is the chicken telling the truth?

Answer

Chickens don't talk!

I get dirty, i get clean, i can be delicate, i can be rough, people often shake me, or smack me against my own kind.
What am I?

Answer

Hands.

I am sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes hard, sometimes soft, and not only that, people love me, and if you squeeze me just right, then I’ll ooze out a little bit. What am I?

Answer

A banana.

A man rode to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?

Answer

He rode on his horse named Friday.

A man walks into a pet shop and he buys 2 hamsters. He calls 1 One and the other one Two.
Why?

Answer

Because if One dies he still has Two.

Why are dalmatians so bad at hide and seek?

Answer

Because they're always spotted :)

Cain comes into his doctor's office, highly intoxicated. He tells his doctor, "I'm seeing doubles of everybody, doc. Including you." The doctor said,"Cain. You've been drinking. I can smell it on your breath. Listen. The alcohol will eventually wear off. Its all in your head." The doctor escorted Cain in front of two mirrors facing the wall in his office and said,"Relax and take a deep breath. Now, how many do you see?"
What did Cain see?

Answer

4 mirrors facing the wall.

Two people were in a marathon, and they both won the marathon. The weird thing is that they weren't tied.
How can that be possible?

Answer

They were siamese twins, so that means they won the marathon at the same time.

What do you call a cow eating grass?

Answer

A Lawn MOOER

I am a fleeting shadow, elusive and fleeting, some chase after me.
What am I?

Answer

Fame.

I am a seven letter word, you read me daily. Letters 567 increase every year. The third and fourth letters are the same and my 325 letters cover about 70% of the world. What am I?

Answer

MESSAGE.
Letters 5, 6 and 7 increase every year. This is AGE. Letters 325 cover 79% of the world. This is SEA. Letters 3 and 4 are the same, since the 3rd letter on the second clue is SS, let us assume that 3 and 4 are letters S.

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse? Give a reason.

Answer

No it does not collapse.
Because it has driven a half mile - you would subtract the gas used from the total weight of the truck.

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