Viral riddles

You ask the first robot, "What would the other robot say if I asked if there is treasure behind his door?" (The truth is the opposite of his answer.) If the robot "X" says 'yes' then there is no treasure behind robot "Y"'s door. If robot "X" says 'no' then the treasure his behind robot "Y"'s door. Hint: It has to do with the math principle 1x(-1)=-1 and (-1)x1=-1. If you involve both robots you are guarenteed a lie to your question.

Where does the chicken shop for their shoes?

Answer

Reebokbok

What is the longest fruit?

Answer

Longgan

For Robbie's class party, the students played musical chairs. Each time the music stopped, Robbie moved over 3 chairs. There were 27 chairs in the circle. How many times did the music stop before Robbie was back in his own seat?

Answer

9 times.

Which number is the odd one out?
84129, 32418, 47632, 36119, 67626, 72927

Answer

47632

All the others are three-digit numbers followed by their square root, eg 361 followed by its square root

In the present moment, I bring joy and sorrow. With every sunrise, but once gone.
What am I?

Answer

Today.