Viral riddles

Viral riddles

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?

Answer

The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

I’m not alive, but I can die.
What am I?

Answer

A battery.

A, AB, ABD, ABDG, ABDGK, ??????
What group of letters comes next?

Answer

ABDGKP

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Answer

It went back for (4) seconds.

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?

Answer

The shadow of an elephant.

First you see me in the grass dressed in yellow gay; next I am in dainty white, then I fly away.
What am I?

Answer

Dandelion

What do you call a twitchy cow?

Answer

Beef Jerky.

You do not want me but If you get me you do not want to lose me.
What I Am?

Answer

Lawsuit.

What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?

Answer

An Icicle.

I fasten it and it walks. I unfasten it and it stops.
What is it?

Answer

Sandals.

If:
1=3
2=3
3=5
4=4
5=4

So what does...

6=
7=

Answer

6=3
7=5

Because the numbers to the right are the number of letters in the number words.

Why did the squirrel run up the tree?

Answer

Because he is nuts

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