My head and tail are both equal. My middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heels, quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off, the matter's true though passing strange. Directly to nothing I change. What Am I? Answer The figure eight.
I sizzle like bacon; I am made in an egg. I have plenty of backbone but lack my legs. I peel layers like an onion but still remain whole. I can be long like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole. I come at you in all sorts of colors, and sometimes I like being around water. What am I? Answer Snake
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be? Answer The doctor was his mom.
Which letter is most coolest in the alphabet? Answer Letter "B" Because Letter B is in middle of A and C it means A/C.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can´t be seent at the beginning or the end of either month? Answer Letter R.
Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Awaiting for a bone. What am I? Answer A shoe.
A man is walking in a house with no electricity. Another man asks him which staircase do you want to take the green one or the blue one? The man says the green one. The man asks again which staircase do you want to take the yellow one or the green one? The man says green again. The man asks how do you want to die. Falling down the stairs, burning, getting shocked by electricity, or by freezing. What does the man say? Answer Electricity because there is no electricity in the house!