Viral riddles

Viral riddles

Which animal can see with its eyes closed?

Answer

There are about 2000 lizard species in the world including chameleon, iguana and skinks.

I am a strong as ten men Yet ten men cannot stand me up.
What am I?

Answer

Water.

A man was at a bar feeling poor he sees a rich man take 50's out his pocket to pay the cashier.The poor man says to the rich man "I know all the songs known to man." The rich man laughed and said,"I bet you all the money in my pocket that you can't sing a song with my daughter's name in it, Sarah Lee Greyson." The poor man went home rich and the rich man went home poor.
What song did the man sing?

Answer

Happy Birthday!

A man had a rare book worth several million, but he burned it on purpose.
Why?

Answer

He has 2 identical books, and in order to increase the value of one of them, he burned the second one.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 atoms of Helium?

Answer

He he.

There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?

Answer

The fish bowl got knocked over. The bodies were goldfish.

I have fur and whiskers. I purr when i am happy. I am a...

Answer

Cat.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

Answer

A BARBERQUEUE

the maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't need it, the user can't feel it
what is it?

Answer

a coffin

What can't be used until it's broken?

Answer

Egg

What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?

Answer

Egg

What has no beginning and no end?

Answer

A circle

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