Viral riddles

Wednesday, Bob and Joe Ate at McDonald's then
remembered they forgot to pay but the meal is already payed.
Who payed for the meal?

Answer

Wednesday.

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

Answer

Wind

Is it correct to say the price of the car is seven thousand and five hundred 7500?

Answer

Seven thousand five hundred is the correct way to say 7500.

Imagine being captured and kept in a dark room with two guards outside. How would you escape without anyone noticing?

Answer

Stop Imagining!!

A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. He walks a little further and meets another person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. After proceeding further he meets another person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point he has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg. How many eggs did the man have to start with?

Answer

7 eggs. The first person bought one half of his eggs plus one half an egg (3 1/2 + 1/2 = 4 eggs) This left him 3 eggs. The second person bought one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg, (1 1/2 + 1/2 = 2 eggs) leaving the man 1 egg. The last person bought one-half of his eggs plus one-half an egg, (1/2 + 1/2 = 1 egg) leaving no eggs.

I'm never ending, always going. You ask for me constantly, yet when you stop me, I start again. What am I?

Answer

Time.

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing.
Who is the smartest primate?

Answer

You

A nightmare for some. For others, a savior, I come. My hands, cold and bleak, it’s the warm hearts they seek.

Answer

Death.

How many apples grow on a tree?

Answer

All apples grow on trees.