Riddles of what is cut on a table but never eaten

Riddles of what is cut on a table but never eaten

He is the brother of my dad but he us not my uncle .

Answer

My father

Brothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall. You only care to eat the solid food, And don’t care to eat the soup.

Answer

Chopsticks

Every two weeks a man sits down and writes two words on 60 sheets paper. Why does he do this?

Answer

The man owns a small business with 60 employees. He is signing his name on their payroll checks.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Answer

It is time to fix the fence.

An instrument name that starts with X

Answer

Xylophone.

What do you say if you get in trouble for not doing homework?

Answer

You can't blame me for something I didn't do.

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday.
How is this possible?

Answer

He was born on February 29.

A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. He walks a little further and meets another person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg. After proceeding further he meets another person who buys one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg. At this point he has sold all of his eggs, and he never broke an egg. How many eggs did the man have to start with?

Answer

7 eggs. The first person bought one half of his eggs plus one half an egg (3 1/2 + 1/2 = 4 eggs) This left him 3 eggs. The second person bought one-half of his eggs plus one half an egg, (1 1/2 + 1/2 = 2 eggs) leaving the man 1 egg. The last person bought one-half of his eggs plus one-half an egg, (1/2 + 1/2 = 1 egg) leaving no eggs.

How do you make an egg roll?

Answer

Just push it.

What is easy to detect but hard to find?

Answer

The love.

What can we not put in a pan?

Answer

It's lid

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Answer

Trouble.