Riddles of what comes once a year twice a week and never in a mouth

Riddles of what comes once a year twice a week and never in a mouth

Why did the gum cross the road?

Answer

Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

If I say, "Everything I tell you is a lie",
am I telling you the truth or a lie?

Answer

A paradox.
If the statement is true it must also be a lie which it cannot be.

What building has a thousand stories?

Answer

A Library

There was a teacher who was yelling, she shut the door and the window. What did she forget to shut?

Answer

Her mouth

What can make the octopus laugh?

Answer

Ten tickles (tentacles).

I start with M, end with X, and have a never ending amount of letters.
What am I?

Answer

Mailbox.

How many letters ''F'' does the following text have?

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Answer

6

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

Answer

A priest.

You are shot. Then the shooter holds you underwater. Then you are hanged. But you are alive. How?

Answer

The person was a photographer.

The captain of a ship was telling this interesting story: "We traveled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly."

How can that be possible?

Answer

The marines were standing back to the edge of the ship so they were looking at each other. It does not matter where the ship is (of course it does not apply to the north and South Pole).

I am endless, and once you have me you are bound for life, what am i?

Answer

Marriage.

Lighter than what I am made of,
More of me is hidden than is seen,
I am the bane of the mariner,
A tooth within the sea.
Speak my name.

Answer

Ice.