Riddles of what color socks do bears wear

Riddles of what color socks do bears wear

You're driving a bus. 5 get on, 2 get off, 9 get on, 5 get off. How old is the driver?

Answer

Your age

What did the tree say to the leaves?

Answer

Be-Leaf in yourself!

I have a father but I'm not his son.
I have a mother but I'm not her son.
Who am I?

Answer

Daughter.

A guy makes a house made out of bricks. He drops a lit cigarette and everything turns on fire, but his house starts MELTING. How is this possible?

Answer

He made his house of LEGO bricks.

It is something you make after you've weighed your options.

Answer

Decision

As a state in America. I am round on both sides and high in the middle.
What am I?

Answer

Ohio.

First word: kids love to do this

Second word: a button in your phone

Together: a disadvantage in something

What is the word?

Answer

Drawback.

Dannys parents have 12 kids named january, febuary, march, april, may, june, july, augest, september, october, november and... What's the last siblings name?

Answer

Danny

You can go on top of me or underneath, and I always involve a bed.
What am I?

Answer

A bunk bed

There are following conditions in Baldyville:
1. No two inhabitants have the same number of hair on their head.
2. No inhabitant has exactly 518 hairs.
3. There live more inhabitants than any inhabitant's hair in the town .
What is the highest possible number of inhabitants?

Answer

There can live maximum of 518 people in the town. By the way, it is clear that one inhabitant must by baldy, otherwise there wouldn’t be a single man in the town.

I welcome the day with a show of light,
I steathily came here in the night.
I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn,
But by the noon, alas! I'm gone.

Answer

The morning dew.

A monkey, a squirrel and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel or the bird?

Answer

There are no bananas at the top of coconut trees.