Riddles of paper minecraft

Riddles of paper minecraft

Why were the soldiers tired on April 1st?

Answer

Because they just had a 31 day March.

What is the definition of an optimist?

Answer

Someone who works crossword puzzles in ink.

I dont have lungs but I need air
I am not alive but I grow

Answer

Fire

What is greater than God, worse than the Devil and if you eat it you die?

Answer

Nothing.

When you are fueled by it the stronger you get. But when get it you feel empty.
What is it?

Answer

Revenge.

An ex police man lost his kids, wife, and his house.
What did he lose first?

Answer

His job.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Answer

You are under cover.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Answer

Towel

Faster than bullet, falling like a spear.
Glittering, sparkling suddenly disappear?

Answer

Shooting star.

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Answer

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

I have three eyes and only one leg. Obey me or you will be sorry.
What am i?

Answer

Traffic Light.

Around the fire or overseas.
Born of wind and bound in trees.
Cheerful, tragic, woeful, guest.
Elder speak at children's rest.

Answer

Stories.