Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. But walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they? Answer Leaves
My first wears my second; my third might be what my first would acquire if he went to sea. Put together my one, two, three, and the belle of New York is the girl for me. What one word am I? Answer Manhattan.
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon? Answer Because it was yellow
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Answer Attire.