Riddles of Why

Every two weeks a man sits down and writes two words on 60 sheets paper. Why does he do this?

Answer

The man owns a small business with 60 employees. He is signing his name on their payroll checks.

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet.
Why?

Answer

He was bald.

The man finds himself commuting to work in his car every day. Upon arrival to work each morning, he proceeds to drive his car in a circle 4 times before finally parking it and entering his office building.
Why does the man drive in circles every day?

Answer

This man is not a crazy nutcase. Instead, he works in a congested part of town and is required to park on the fifth floor of a nearby parking structure every day.

Why are there no living cats on Mars?

Answer

Curiosity.

I was a hot Sunday afternoon and a woman was walking slowly through the savanna when she spotted a ferocious tiger in the distance. Instead of turning around or seeking refuge, the woman began to run towards the tiger.
Why didn't she run away?

Answer

The woman was at the zoo.

Women and 9 friends are under 1 umbrella but nobody gets wet. Why?

Answer

Because it isn't raining!

A man who lives on the tenth floor takes the elevator down to the first floor every morning and goes to work. In the evening, when he comes back; on a rainy day, or if there are other people in the elevator, he goes to his floor directly. Otherwise, he goes to the seventh floor and walks up three flights of stairs to his apartment.
Can you explain why?

Answer

The man is of a short stature.

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?

Answer

Monkey see monkey do.

A man was slowly counting but unfortunately he miscounted. A little later he suffered a sharp pain is his back.
Why?

Answer

The man was counting the pins as he removed them from a new shirt. unfortunately, he missed one.

A dead man is lying in a room with 53 bicycles laying around and a table and four chairs knocked over. The man was shot. Explain why he died and his odd surroundings.

Answer

The bicycles are playing cards of the brand Bicycle. The man and three friends were playing poker and he cheated, that's why there is an extra card. They got so mad; they flung the table, chairs, and cards around and shot the cheater.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says "thank you" and leaves.
Why did the man thank the bartender?

Answer

The man had the hiccups. He asked the bartender for a glass of water to cure the hiccups. However, the bartender instead scared the hiccups out of the man by pointing a gun at him. Since the bartender cured his hiccups, the man thanked him and left.

Why is it that, in general, the hair on a man's head goes grey before the hair in his moustache does?

Answer

The hair on a man's head is usually at least twenty years older than the hair in his moustache.