Riddles of Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long

Riddles of Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long

When Bill added 5 and 5 together, his answer was an X.
How can that be?

Answer

He was using Roman numerals: V + V = X

There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle.
How many ducks are there?

Answer

Three ducks.

You can't taste it unless you undress it.
What is that?

Answer

A banana.

I was a hot Sunday afternoon and a woman was walking slowly through the savanna when she spotted a ferocious tiger in the distance. Instead of turning around or seeking refuge, the woman began to run towards the tiger.
Why didn't she run away?

Answer

The woman was at the zoo.

What room can't we enter?

Answer

Mushroom.

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

Answer

Because he wanted to have sweet dreams.

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms:
the first if full of raging fires; the second, assassins with loaded guns; and the third, lions who haven't eaten in years.
Which room is the safest?

Answer

The room of lions haven't eaten in years. Bechause they are dead.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Answer

A penny

If:
1=3
2=3
3=5
4=4
5=4

So what does...

6=
7=

Answer

6=3
7=5

Because the numbers to the right are the number of letters in the number words.

This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.

Answer

Chicken.

A monkey, a squirrel and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel or the bird?

Answer

There are no bananas at the top of coconut trees.

I flow, yet i have no motion. I'm imaginary , yet very real.
What am I?

Answer

Time.