Riddles of Why are lizards always happy

if James' dad had 3 sons one is named Jonny and the other one is kyle what is the name of the last one?

Answer

james

Three guys are trying to get across a river on a boat, the boat can only hold 400 pounds. Two of the guys weigh 200 pounds each and one of the guys weigh 400 pounds.
How do they all get across?

Answer

Both 200 pound guys go across, and the 400 pound guy stays then one of the 200 pound guys come back and gets out, and the 400 pound guy goes across he gets out the 200 pound guy go back across and picks up the other guy.

What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?

Answer

1forrest1

Where do horses go when they get sick?

Answer

To the horse-pital.

A lighthouse worker went to start his bath. He went to take his clothes off and realized the door was locked. There were no windows and the bathroom was flooding.
How does he prevent himself from drowning?

Answer

He unplugs the drain.

What 3 candies can you find in any school?

Answer

Nerds, DumDums and Smarties.

You hear me once, you heard me again, and then I die until I am called again.
What am I?

Answer

Echo.

You can't taste it unless you undress it.
What is that?

Answer

A banana.

What rock group has been around the longest but does not play music?

Answer

Mount Rushmore

All dogs are gods how is this?

Answer

God is dog spelled backwards.

Choose the correct answer

7 + 7 % 7 + 7 x 7 - 7

a) 56 b) 50 c) 43

Answer

b) 50

You feed me and I live, yet you give me a drink and I die.

Answer

Fire