Riddles of What is mine but you can have

Riddles of What is mine but you can have

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. But walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.
What are they?

Answer

Leaves

a man is driving a car and he is hungry and thirsty and he dont have money and he looks outside there will be three doors one door is thirsty and 2 food and 3 money which door will he open

Answer

he opens car door

What did the wall say to the ceiling?

Answer

Meet you at the corner.

What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

Answer

A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Answer

The letter "M"

I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down.
What am I?

Answer

Age.

What word in English has 9 letters that keeps producing another word when you remove any one letter from it (goes on up to a single letter)?

Answer

startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Answer

They both have Greece at the bottom.

One brick is one kilogram and half a brick heavy. How heavy is one brick?

Answer

1 brick = 1 kg + 1/2 brick
And so 1 brick is 2 kg heavy.

What did the nut say to the tree?

Answer

“Oh Nuts!”

Mary's mother had 5 children. January, February, March, and April. Who was the 5th child?

Answer

Mary!

A driver was moving in the wrong direction, he passed the police but they did not arrest him, why?

Answer

He was walking.