Riddles of What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile

Riddles of What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile

A man walks into a building. There's no power, so it's pitch black, making it hard for the man to see where he's going. The man approaches three doors. He goes through door number 2. He is then greeted by a masked man holding a knife and a flashlight. In a dark voice, he asks the man "How would you like to die? The knife, or the electric chair?" The man walked out alive.

How is this possible?

Answer

He chose the electric chair. There was no power in the building, so it didn't work.

Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, Felled by three eyes, black as night.
What happened?

Answer

A bowling ball.

What clothing does a house wear?

Answer

Ad-dress.

Why can't a cheetah hide?

Answer

Because he’s always spotted

What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?

Answer

A garbage truck.

The more there is the less you see.
What is it?

Answer

Darkness.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Answer

It is time to fix the fence.

For smart, the 98% fail

4 - 4 x 7 + 3 = ?

Answer

4 - 28 + 3 = -21

When fully formed, they are sound. When empty they confound. While many are the same, rarely are they seen. What are they?

Answer

Thoughts

What comes next in the sequence:

1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221, 312211, ?, ?

Answer

13112221

Why did a robber take a shower?

Answer

To get a clean getaway.

What word of five letters has one left when two are removed?

Answer

Stone.