Riddles of What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs

Riddles of What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs

What has lots of keys but can't open any doors?

Answer

Piano/keyboard.

What do thief's get for stealing calendars?

Answer

12 months.

I am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air.
What am i?

Answer

Fire

How to say "I love you" in a secret message?

Answer

"143"
Represents the number of letters in each word of the phrase.

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer

A newspaper.

What asks no questions but requires many answers?

Answer

Telephone.

Why did the giraffe eat leaves?

Answer

To blend in with its surroundings.

If I have 7 candles lit and they go out 2,
how many candles do I have left?

Answer

2

What are arithmetic bugs?

Answer

Mosquitoes. They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, multiply quickly, and divide your attention.

A man who worked in a butcher shop was six feet tall and wore size eleven shoes.
What did he weigh?

Answer

Meat

Riddle: It's 7:00 AM. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast. In your fridge are bread, milk (pasteurized), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first

Answer

Eyes

Julius and Vincent are brothers. "We are born within the same hour," says Julius, "on the same day of the same year." "But," says Vincent, "we are no twins!"
How is this possible?

Answer

Julius and Vincent are part of a set of triplets, or quadruplets, or even more.

Remark: the situation that Julius and Vincent would have the same father but not the same mother is not a valid solution, because Julius and Vincent would then be half-brothers!