Riddles of What do you give a sick horse

Riddles of What do you give a sick horse

Why can't a leopard hide?

Answer

Because he's always 'spotted'.

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Answer

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

What gets wet when it dries?

Answer

A towel

What freezes after it is heated up?

Answer

A computer.

What can pierce one's ears without a hole?

Answer

NOISE.

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use all these letters to spell just three words

Answer

just three words

A man fell of a ladder while at work but when he fell off the ladder, and yet he was not injured or dead. How was this?

Answer

He was on the first step of the ladder when he fell.

A school bus travels from New Work to Boston. There are four children in the bus. Each child has four backpacks with him. There are four dogs sitting in each backpack. Every dog has four puppies with her. All these dogs have four legs, with four toes at each leg.
What is the total number of toes in the bus?

Answer

The total number of toes is 5170.

What has a single eye but cannot see?

Answer

A needle.

Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

Answer

She was on a crash diet.

What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?

Answer

Your right elbow

What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?

Answer

Egg