Riddles of What do you call Santa when he has no money

Riddles of What do you call Santa when he has no money

I have an eye, but i cant see.
I usually have to work,
With somegging in my eye.
What am I?

Answer

Needle.

I am a fruit, I am also a colour. Sometimes sour, sometimes sweet. I am round in shape and I grow on trees.
Who am I?

Answer

Orange

There are two monkey's on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?

Answer

Monkey see monkey do

2+3 = 10
7+2 = 63
5+3 = 40
8+4 = 96
6+5 = 66
3+9 = 36
9+5 = ??

Answer

126
2+3=5, 5*2=10
7+2=9, 9*7=63
5+3=8, 8*5=40
8+4=12, 12*8=96 ...
9+5=14, 14*9=126

Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty.
Where is the third man?

Answer

The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.

Tread on the living, they utter not a mumble.
Tread on the dead, they mutter and grumble.
What are they?

Answer

Leaves

When you step on them, they are silent if they’re alive but noisy if they’re dead.

What country’s capital is growing the fastest?

Answer

Ireland’s capital. Every year it’s Dublin.

Once a farmer met a farmer in the farmer's field said the farmer to the farmer.
How many f's in that?

Answer

None. There is no F in "that".

In a certain country ½ of 5 = 3. If the same proportion holds, what is the value of 1/3 of 10?

Answer

3. Take the fraction and round up to get both 3 and 4

What is the next 3 letters in below sequence?
O T T F F S S _ _ _

Answer

The answer is "E N T". As this sequence represents the first letter of number one to ten.

Who plays when he works and works when he plays?

Answer

Actor.

Always well dressed, but I never fly.
Black and white, sometimes in a tie.
I swim and slide, and dance and glide,
With one person by my side.
What am I?

Answer

Penguin.