Riddles of What do you call Santa when he has no money?

Answer

Summary / summaries.

I shrink smaller every time I take a bath.
What am I?

Answer

Soap.

Three guys are trying to get across a river on a boat, the boat can only hold 400 pounds. Two of the guys weigh 200 pounds each and one of the guys weigh 400 pounds.
How do they all get across?

Answer

Both 200 pound guys go across, and the 400 pound guy stays then one of the 200 pound guys come back and gets out, and the 400 pound guy goes across he gets out the 200 pound guy go back across and picks up the other guy.

people buy me to eat but never eat me
who am i ?

Answer

A plate

How many stars you can see at the daytime?

Answer

One, the sun.

I am small, have wings, and carry a weapon. I target people and once I do, they’re usually glad I did. February is the month in which I appear the most. Who am I?

Answer

- Cupid

When do ducks wake up?

Answer

At the quack of dawn!

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

Answer

It wanted better buns.

A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law.
How come?

Answer

She was walking.

Laura is having a party, she needs to bake 2 cakes but 1 guest is allergic to nuts. She makes the first cake using cashews and the second with Peanut. Which cake is safest for Laura's guest to eat?

Answer

The cake that she made with her daugter, Peanuts.

At a demonstration, protesters outnumbered the police by 8 to 1.
84 arrests were made, averaging 3 for every 2 policemen.
How many demonstrations were there?

Answer

448

You are in a plane. There is a horse in front of you and a car behind you. Where are you?

Answer

On a merry-go-round or fairground carousel.