Riddles of What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common

Riddles of What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common

Which word logically comes next in this sequence?
Spots, tops, pots, opts…

Answer

Stop.
All the words are anagrams of each other.

Which pool can you not go to swim?

Answer

The BLACKpool.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Answer

A pork chop!

A father goes to prison and the mother will have to sell her hotel, but their young daughter is happy.
How can these parents tolerate such ingratitude and what put them in this situation?

Answer

The three of them are playing Monopoly.

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?

Answer

A needle.

Throw me off the highest building and i will not break. Throw me in the ocean and i will.
What am i?

Answer

Tissue

I am a fruit. If you take away the first letter of my name I become a crime. Take away the first two letters of my name I become an animal. Take away the first and last letter of my name and I become a form of music.
What am I?

Answer

Grape rape ape rap.

ONLY FOR GENIUS:
11 x 11 = 4
22 x 22 = 16
33 x 33 = ?

Answer

36 (1+1) x (1+1) = 4 (2+2) x (2+2) = 16 (3+3) x (3+3) = 36

A man is found unconscious in front of a store at two in the morning. His head is bleeding and there’s a brick laying next to him. When the police arrive, they carry the man to jail. Why did they arrest him?

Answer

The man was trying to rob the store. He threw a brick at the store’s bullet-proof window and it bounced back and hit him.

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?

Answer

A coffin.

I am black when you buy me, red when you use me.
When I turn white, you know it's time to throw me away.
What am I?

Answer

Charcoal.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Londres. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
Why not?

Answer

He was walking, not driving.