Riddles of What’s mine that only you can have

There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?

Answer

The fish bowl got knocked over. The bodies were goldfish.

Two Brothers rob a bank. One of them is heavily armed and demands that the bank teller give him all the money. The other brother is unarmed and is begging his brother to stop what he's doing. The armed brother then proceeds to fill the bag with money. His brother pleads with him to give the money back and the put the gun down. Meanwhile, the security guards have the armed brother in their sight but decide not to shoot. The brothers escaped with the money but are easily identified and captured. When the brothers go to court, they both walk free after their trial for robbing the bank. how is this possible?

Answer

They are Siamese twins! Since they are conjoined twins they can not send the innocent brother to jail.

A man and his boss have the same parents, but are not siblings.
How is this possible?

Answer

He is self-employed. He is his own boss.

There are 8 balls and one of them is slightly heavier than the rest. You can only use the weight comparison scale twice.
How do you find the heavier one?

Answer

Put 3 balls on each side. If one is heavier, then take those three, hold one in your hand and weigh the remaining of the 3 balls(one on each side) If one is heavier then there you go! If they are same, then the one you were holding in your hand is the one. Back to the first step. Ok if the 3 balls are equal, then take those six balls out and weigh the remaining two.

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What did you eat?

Answer

An ear of corn.

Jane is thinking of two whole numbers, and asks Freddy to work out what they are. The only clue she will give him is that their product is three times larger than their sum.
Can you work out what the two numbers are?

Answer

4, 12.

Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies?

Answer

Because the rolls (roles) weren't good enough.

Echoed rumbling felt within;
at quickened pace, they slap my face;
my skin pulled tight, i'm thrashed again.
What am i?

Answer

Drum.