Riddles of Raymond

Riddles of Raymond

What tastes better than it smells?

Answer

A tongue.

What flattens all mountains, wipes out all species, destroy every building, and turns everything to pieces?

Answer

Time

What is the end of everything?

Answer

The letter “g”.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Answer

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Answer

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

IF: 111=13
112=24
113=35
114=46
115=57
THEN: 117= ?

Answer

69

Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?

Answer

In prison. You can finish a book without finishing a sentence.

Alex is the dad of lily, Alex is the________ of lily's dad

Answer

alex is the name of lily's dad

4, 45, 11.3, 41.3, ?, ?, 25.9, 33.9
Which two numbers should replace the question marks?

Answer

18.6, 37.6. There are two interwoven sequences: starting at 45 alternate numbers are –3.7. Starting at 4 alternate numbers are +7.3.

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Answer

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

A man was trapped in a steel house with no windows, no lights, and no bathroom and the door had a steel lock on it. The only thing he had with him was a piano, about one day later somebody heard about the man who was trapped in the house. He went to go get him out when he got to the house and opened the door he wasn't there! Why not?

Answer

He took a piano key from the piano and unlocked the door.

If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?

Answer

Antelope.