Riddles of Raymond

Riddles of Raymond

There are two men ready to rob a bank one is poor, other is rich and has a lot of clothes

Who is gonna get caught first

Answer

Rich Guy because he will dress as a robber.
Other will wear normal

I am best greeted like an old friend. Starting with the beginning of the middle and end of the end. You can pretend, you can hide and run from me, my friend. But I am coming for all, the big and the small. The large and the tall, I can start with a trip or a fall. I make grown men tremble upon hearing my call.
What am I?

Answer

Death.

I am a container with no sides and no lid, yet golden treasure lays inside.
What am I?

Answer

An egg.

You go at red, but stop at green. What am I?

Hint: you like to eat me
Hint: I am a fruit

Answer

Watermelon! You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part.

Answer

11 you put another 1 next to 1 becomes 11

If I am a three digit number and my first digit is seven less than second digit and the second digit is four times that of third digit.
What digit am i?

Answer

182

A man pushes his car until he reaches a hotel. When he arrives, he goes bankrupt.
What happened?

Answer

He’s playing Monopoly and his piece is the car. He lands on a space with a hotel and doesn’t have the money to pay the fee.

I am green but not a tree. You can see me and sit on me and I grow around the world.
What am I?

Answer

Grass.

You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present. But the future can never taint me.
What am I?

Answer

History.

If a rooster laid an egg on top of a pointed-roof henhouse,
which side would the egg roll off?

Answer

Neither. A rooster can't lay eggs.

Shelby has a box of 32 crayons. All of her friends have boxes of 8 crayons. If she shares her crayons so that she and all 5 of her friends have an equal number of colors, how many crayons will she give to each of her friends?

Answer

4 crayons.

What do lazy dogs do for fun?

Answer

Chase parked cars.