Riddles of Raymond

Riddles of Raymond

If 2 girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins.
How can this be?

Answer

Because they were born in different years.

Mary is 3 years old, David is twice her age, when David will have 60
how old Mary will have?

Answer

57

What word is right when pronounced wrong, but is wrong when pronounced right?

Answer

Wrong.

Why did the two lovers end up in prison?

Answer

Because they stole each other’s heart.

Mrs. Dela Cruz have 5 childrens.
January is the name of the first child
February is the name of the second child
March is the name of the third child
April is the name of the fourth child
What is the name of the fifth child.
What is the name of the fifth child?

Answer

What

I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, as away I sail, wingless I fly into the sky.
What am I?

Answer

A kite.

I have many eyes but cannot see. I have no mouth or nose, but always smell. Do not eat my tree or you will be, a very rare FATALITY!

Answer

A potato.

As a state in America. I am round on both sides and high in the middle.
What am I?

Answer

Ohio.

Many have heard me but nobody has seen me and I will not speak back until spoken to.
What am I?

Answer

An echo

Jack has a lot of dishes to do. He has enough dishes to fill 4 sinks, and it takes him 10 minutes to wash one sinkful, 5 minutes to rinse it, and 5 minutes to dry. How much time would it save him if he waited and rinsed all the dishes at the end (10 minutes total), and let them all air dry?

Answer

It would save him 30 minutes.

How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?

Answer

The score is always 0-0 before the game.

I am a green house. Inside the green house i have a white house. Inside the white house i have a red house. And inside the red house, my babies.
Who am I?

Answer

Watermelon.