Riddles of If you don’t have one then what do you have

Riddles of If you don’t have one then what do you have

What your mother can touch your father can't touch?

Answer

Lip.
(When you say Mother
Your lips touch each other
That's not the case when you say Father)

If 2 girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be?

Answer

Because they were born in different years.

87 - 25 + 43 + 35 - 65 × 2 = ?

Answer

10

What day that always agree and always say yes!?
50% people will fail

Answer

Yesterday.

Two Brothers rob a bank. One of them is heavily armed and demands that the bank teller give him all the money. The other brother is unarmed and is begging his brother to stop what he's doing. The armed brother then proceeds to fill the bag with money. His brother pleads with him to give the money back and the put the gun down. Meanwhile, the security guards have the armed brother in their sight but decide not to shoot. The brothers escaped with the money but are easily identified and captured. When the brothers go to court, they both walk free after their trial for robbing the bank. how is this possible?

Answer

They are Siamese twins! Since they are conjoined twins they can not send the innocent brother to jail.

Which vegetable made up of lock and key?

Answer

Lauki

Why did the cook get arrested?

Answer

Because he beat up an egg.

Ne'er the same,
In multitude you see me.
You love me, you hate me,
What am I?

Answer

Snowflakes.

Answer

In number base 4.
22 = 10

What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?

Answer

The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Answer

To get his quarter back.

A certain man had great grandchildren, yet none of his grandchildren had any children.
How come?

Answer

The question talks about great grandchildren, not great-grandchildren. The hyphen makes all the difference. The grandchildren were great, top, brilliant and awesome, but childless.